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Title: Gone Wilde
Pairings/Characters: Aziraphale/Crowley, James Sirius Potter/Scorpius Malfoy
Summary: Aziraphale will go anywhere for a good book. Even Diagon Alley.
Rating: Low - there are only suggestions of smut.
Note: Written for Kaitlin! :D HAPPY BIRTHDAY POOKIE~

( It says something about a civilization when Aziraphale knows more about using a toaster than the majority of the populace. )

Title: To Wank Despite Common Decency
Characters/Pairing: Remus/Sirius, plus James and Peter
Rating: NC-17, to be safe
Summary: In which Remus overhears someone and is driven to avoidance.
Notes: Myriam, I freaking love you. You're awesome in so many ways and I could squee about you endlessly but I'm going to keep this short and sweet. You've been an incredible friend to me, and I can't wait for the day when I'm able to smoosh you in-person. I hope you enjoy this modest little ficlet I've written! :)

( On and on the excuses and the avoiding went. )

This is something you won't regret watching. I promise.

( landon pigg picspam from the show last night )

I need help deciding which threadless tee to get my boyfriend for his birthday.

Please vote!

A) classic communist party

B) three keyboard cat moon

C) shoot the baddies

This is why I want a Shiba Inu puppy.

there will be a pissy rant here when it's not four o'clock in the fucking morning and i'm not being kept up all night by my neighbor's dog CRYING to be let in. just called the humane society, which had a message that told me to call the police. and i did.

i would love to go put them in a cage full of their own shit without food when it's raining and cold outside. i really would.

Jon Stewart Eviscerates The 'Birther' Movement

"In a lengthy opening segment, Jon Stewart took on "birthers" last night, mocking their internal leadership and the media figures and politicians who support them. If you don't know by now (which is totally possible as a rational adult who does not engage with the lunatic fringe) "birthers" think that our president is not an American citizen, but instead a citizen of Kenya, who, through a massive government and familial conspiracy, tricked the American people into electing him.

Despite OVERWHELMING evidence that Barack Obama is a U.S. citizen, "birthers" have created a media frenzy of late that has prompted conservative representatives to introduced the so called "birther bill" that would call for presidential candidates to provide their birth certificates before running. There has been some very responsible reporting on the subject, if you can ever call engaging crazy people responsible, by Rick Sanchez, Chris Matthews and others who called these people crazy and showed copies of the president's birth certificate amongst other documents proving he was born in Hawaii."
~taken from the Huffington Post

drwnpainlemOnade: Rons is the smallest. Bills is above average. Charlies is a little bit bigger. The twins are average and Percy's is a deadly weapon

I'm in awe. Not just because HELLO ROCKBAND BEATLES, but the animation is a-freaking-mazing.

I urge everyone to take some time out of their day to watch this and read these reviews which started the glorious Three Wolf T-Shirt phenomena.

Hoy, estoy escribiendo mi español composición de sobre Snape. Translation: Today, I'm writing my Spanish essay about Snape. My teacher said we just have to tell him a story about anything/anyone, and Snape > Cinderella.


Besides that, I'm obligated to mention that DEFIANCE and FANBOYS are MUST SEE movies for everyone on my flist.

Words seriously cannot do Death Cab for Cutie performing live justice.

They have six-going-on-seven albums and somehow they managed to play all the songs I love and wanted to hear, new and old alike. When they opened with Marching Bands of Manhattan, I teared up because I was so happy. Ben Gibbard's voice is PHENOMENAL. And! He shed serious weight and looked amazing. It looked like Nicholas Harmer (bassist) also lost some weight. They (tried to) closed with Bixby Canyon Bridge, but we went crazy and demanded an encore. It took them so long to come back onto the stage, I almost didn't think they were but they did. They played not one, but three more songs. Then they properly ended with Transatlanticism.

There will be pictures later.

I can die happy now.

Today's a sad day. Frankie Manning passed this morning from pneumonia at the age of 94, just one month shy of his 95th birthday. I know probably no one knows who he was, but he's like one of the founders of Lindy Hop, a form of swing. Lindy Hop performers like Frankie Manning do incredible aerials and make it look effortless. He was still dancing in his nineties.

I want to keep dancing all my life, too.



(Frankie Manning is the one in the overalls who dances with the woman dressed in a maid outfit, jsyk.)

I do love me some dark humor.



I DOMINATED MY SPANISH TEST. BOO-YAH. And I got a Milky Way bar which is kinda elementary but whatevs man. /end random squee